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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

batman farted so hes retarded

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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