- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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