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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Knock Knock Come in

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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