Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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