- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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