- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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