Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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richard is fag

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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