What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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