have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

womens rights.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Anti Joke

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