- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

H o m o comes out as homo

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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