A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

"Knock knock" Come in!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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