- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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