- Anti Joke

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.