how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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