- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

This isn't funny.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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