- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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