- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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