- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

swag

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Grace Ackerson

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are flowers.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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