Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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