- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

This isn't funny.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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