- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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