What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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