- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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