- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call an blank test? an F

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