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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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