Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

9/11 my birthday

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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