What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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