- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Everybody will die

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's stupid a light bulb.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??