Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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