what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Indians

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Homo say what?

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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hi jonny

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Anti Joke

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