- Anti Joke

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Who wants water? I do.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

I love pissing people off :P

the economy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.