- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

The New York Giants

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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