I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Ebola

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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the NAACP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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