what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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