a black man walks out of popeyes

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do I hate? people

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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