What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

homosexual rights to marriage

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

I just threw up..In my pants.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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