Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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