what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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