Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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