- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

homosexual rights to marriage

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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