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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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