roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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