melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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