Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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