Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Take part of what?

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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