- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call an arab ?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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