Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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