Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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salad days!

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Anti Joke

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