- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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