Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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deez nuts

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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