- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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