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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Potassium? K.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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