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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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