- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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