Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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