- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yo Mama just died.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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