- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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