What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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