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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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