What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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