- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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