- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

David Cameron

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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