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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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