Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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