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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

There was once a man who lived in a box.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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