- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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