What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

kennah campion... being nice

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

school homewrok

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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