Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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