- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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