- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Your mom.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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