Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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