- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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