- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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