- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Chris is hairy

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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