What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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