Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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