How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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You sick fiend

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Click here to end the world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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