Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's worse than this That :(

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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