- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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