Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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