- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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