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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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