- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

The New York Giants

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Do the roar!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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