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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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