- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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