- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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