- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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