- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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