- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Fuck off!

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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