- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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