Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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