http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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alert('The Game')

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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