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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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