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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

a chinese man pays the full price

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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