- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

ure mama's so fat

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Weaner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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