What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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