Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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snowglobe

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Women's Rights

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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womans rights...

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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