- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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