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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why are white people white? I don't know

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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