Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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The New York Giants

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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