- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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