How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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woman's rights

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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guess what what ...

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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