- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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