- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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