- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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