- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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