- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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