why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Anti Joke

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