- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I'm Polish.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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