I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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