what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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