Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Anti Joke

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