- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

a dyslexic man walked his god.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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