- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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