- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Do the roar!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Hi

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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