- Anti Joke

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

I am dyslexic

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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