- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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