Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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