- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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