- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

knock knock whos there? nobody

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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