What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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