- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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