- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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