A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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