Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Knock Knock. Doors open

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A baby seal walks into a club.

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