one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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feminine literature

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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