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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Gus's mom

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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