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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Jordan is pregant

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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