- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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